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The Velvet Zebra


My brain is all too mushy and imploded to post anything intelligent.  My sister’s unemployment benefits have run out, and that was the emergency extension. But she has an all-day […]

Damn you, Cadbury

Being lactose intolerant, I can only eat small amounts of milk chocolate without getting sick. Depending on the chocolate itself, I can usually go for a while before my tolerance […]

Never assume

I had the most ridiculous conversation with someone today, and it’s prompted me to mention, in case anyone’s under a false assumption . . . I don’t read your Facebook. […]

The Big Game

It’s that time again – Time for the Big Game !  The Game to end all Games ! That’s right, I’m talking Puppy Bowl VII. The perfect paws between the […]

I’m ready for Spring, dammit

Happens every year, ‘round this time. Usually in February, so maybe I’m a little early this time. The holidays are over, we only have one more coming up, in February, […]

Joy to the World

If you know me, you know I’m Lactose Intolerant. I’m SO lactose intolerant, I’ve been known to swear at cows. It’s has been an issue with me since I was […]

And don’t call me Shirley

RIP Leslie Nielsen. Amazing, talented, wacky man. You probably think of Airplane, or Naked Gun, but for me, Forbidden Planet is the first thing to come to mind.  If you’ve […]

Diary of Madness Day 4

Still no phone call. Mostly we’ve written them off, but we want to believe there’s still hope. I’m on vacation now through Thanksgiving, so we’re determined to enjoy ourselves, even […]